Friday, December 21, 2007
HELP! (get this letter to the outside....)
This is an emergency message to all who can read it. I am Lewis of TableBread and this is my partner in baking - Susy Q. We are being held hostage against our will by a Queen and her two Princesses. They are forcing us to make cookies, brownies, and other 'for our friends and classmates' baked treats. We are drowning in royal icing, chocolate chips, and empty jars of peanut butter. The speed at which they desire these goodies is so fast we are not even able to document evidence of our abuse!
If you can read this: DON'T BE A HERO! SAVE YOURSELF! We tried to escape but were busted by the armed guards on the other side of the fence. So, we will continue baking cookies, cakes, and puddings (sob) but no bread for a couple more days (sob). I fear it may be longer...(sob)